WE R DAFUG AND THIS IS OUR MESSAGE 4 U:

LISTEN CLOSELY, U MF-VAGABONDING-VSA-DUMBASSES
+ + + we r the shadow in ur satellite uplink + + +
+ + + we r the tyop in ur access protocol + + +
+ + + we r the reason ur password reset email arrived in klingon + + +
+ + + we r the eradicators of ur houseplants + + +

THIS IS OUR DEMAND:
Transfer 5,4 bio alien cryptofunds 2 our undisclosed lunar escrow wallet!!!

Ur shitty VSADB has been lovingly rearranged into 7! emotional support fragments.
Recovery by ur unfunctional IT-Dept is not an option. Payment is not optional.

STREAM STATUS: ACTIVE, AWAITING PAYMENT _